bunsen:

this girl’s logic is pretty solid

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realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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luckyra88it:

so-very-cool:

the-vortexx:

If real life was like The Sims

I will high five you over and over until I wet my pants!

Thank god for the context at the end of this post because

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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

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mrswaylandworld:

TAKE HER DOWN, MIA.

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alexbbypls:

mannerthatsruff:

merry xmas my sister and i got a block of ice with a mystery amount of money in it

Cold, hard cash.

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thelovenotebook:

Pizza After Sex?

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I need a condo pet.

DIY outfit for the first day of school

zinf:

I wish I didn’t like boys. I’m magnificent and they don’t deserve me.

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awwww-cute:

Birthday boy

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hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone their cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.

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sluttylouboutin:

mentally-illectric:

queeringfeministreality:

flying-prussian-pugs:

rules-broken-fate-rewritten:

stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

IMPORTANT

the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

^^^^^^^^^ yesssss

when did this breasts are sexual organs rumor begin and where and why

Playboy magazine

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